“Shut up and take my money” technologies #26

I don’t know if any of these technologies or workarounds are currently present or not but I feel the need of these in my everyday life. Some are technologies, others are just my demands I’m not about the category.

One: A technology to find the lost pair of socks.

Two: Not only mobile but anything can be traced by calling on something analogous to mobile number.

Three: Automatic warning system to prevent me buying things I don’t need but I have plenty in amount.

Four: A system in departmental store that tells me if the newly launched chocolate or the particular stuff I am searching for is present or not and also it’s exact location (Row, column, the angle my eyes should make with respect to horizontal to see it ).

Five: If I ever get drunk my phone should smell it and switch to drunk mode. (Contact numbers of exes, crushes, colleagues, creepy guys will be hidden so that I can’t text or call them).

Six: If I browse social networking sites for more than one hour it should redirect to a to-do list that is due because of my procrastinating skill.

Seven: Setting limits to the number of times I can scroll the same newsfeed aimlessly.

Eight: My mom can meet me anytime she wants.

Nine: Invisible Ink that was shown in “Tom and Jerry”.

Ten: A system to prevent me to add sad songs in a loop and willingly jump into sea of despair.

Eleven: Monitoring the capacity to remember, having the provision to delete particular memory or add a memory chip/some extra brain cells to my brain at the night before exam.

Twelve: Having cartoon characters in real life.

Thirteen: A way to witness a situation described in a book, live those moments. Time will be paused until I come back from my trip to the favourite novel.

Fourteen: I will be able to see the continuation of my dream if it’s interesting.

Fifteen: A system to prevent me from spending all my salary in 1st 2 weeks of the month and starve for the rest.

This post continues up ” to infinity and beyond! ” 😷

Post Author: Molten Cookie Dough

A typical Pisces person.

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